Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
