I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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