this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
