So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Drake has all the answers
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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