well I can't set my house on fire every night
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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