That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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