I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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