i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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