just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have aggressive nipples.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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