She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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