they said they heard you say put it in my butt
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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