Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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