I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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