Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
