Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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