You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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