And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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