Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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