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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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