I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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