u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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