Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
