I look better un-naked...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize