Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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