This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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