did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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