strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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