xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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