Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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