I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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