quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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