well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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