I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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