If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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