doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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