is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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