just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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