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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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