the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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