whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
