I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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