O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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