You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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