Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, beer. Big fan.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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