Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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