Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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