Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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