I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You took a bar mat shot.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
