I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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