yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i want to swaddle you in tequila
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Randomize
