ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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