Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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