Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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