I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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