can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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