you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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